Neighbours
Do not judge me for I did not
Dig up and relay your gravel drive
Block your drains
Leave my car on your land
Tell others to park on your land
Cause a rumpus with the electricity board.
Do not judge me for I did
Try to talk to you
Stand up for myself
Resolve our electricity board problem
Adhere to our signed agreements
Ask privately for support from my friends.
Do not judge me for I did not
Dispute the colour of your house
Complain that you were hosting Air BnB
Completely ignore you
Join with others, to gossip and to complain
Share distorted perceptions with others in the village.
Do not judge me because I did
Check my rights with my lawyer
Carry on living the life I want to live
Understand my values are different to yours
Live a life that is compliant and harmonious
Carry on smiling.